Choosing Between Either Love or Toast

So I wrote an article a few days ago called Choosing Between Either Love or Trust. Click to see it, it's deep.

Today I want to touch on another age-old philosophical question: Choosing between either love or toast *looks off to the distance dramatically*

Is there love without toast and would you want it?

Is there toast without love and would you want it?

Love without toast is like a mother not being a good enough mother to her child. Not giving your child toast for breakfast? Toast with warm butter and cinnamon sugar on it? You are crazy! You must give your child toast for breakfast to demonstrate your love! Love without toast is not real love! It is fake love! I DO NOT SUPPORT FAKE LOVE! *throws arms up in air and rolls eyes dramatically*

What about toast without love?
You know what toast without love tastes like? Toast without love tastes like sand paper. Even though I have never had sand paper I imagine it would taste just like toast without love.

So, to sum it all up, you cannot separate toast and love. So, that means you cannot choose between love or toast.

See ya later, alligators!