Answering Random Prompts again :P

So apparently it was enjoyable. Here it is again :) But don't worry, the third one will be a while. I will make you crave for it *snickers evilishly* *realizes "evilishly" is probably not a word but doesn't care at the moment but might care the next moment* a moment later *still doesn't care*

See topic generator site here.

1. Write about how you drive (or why you don't)

This is a strange question. It should be "write about how you drive, or how you don't". Otherwise I would have to answer why I don't know how I drive, which makes zero sense. I don't know how I drive because I don't drive. Trains in Tokyo get's ya anywherez ya wantz to goez.



2. Write about a neighbour.

My neighbour is a dog. A bowy wowy dog. A dog that wants attention and isn't getting enough. A little yappy barky dog that howls sometimes. A sad droopy dog that cries and howls and sounds so oh so much very much sad and oh so very depressed.

No, I'm not living in a dog pound.



3. Write about an ornament.


Now that is what I call random. Write about an ornament, you say? Wha da heck! do you mean? What ornament? Any ol' ornamental ornament? What is your definition of ornament? Christmas ornament? I've not much to say about that.

What other ornament is there besides a Christmas one? What other ornament is there besides...! *army flailing dramatically to be dramatic and sarcastic and all that good stuff*

Geesh :/



4. Write about the oldest person you know.

Answering to Random Question Prompt Stuffs

This site lol

I rarely use "lol" becuase usually by the time you guyz see it, it's not very funny anymore. Or, maybe it is?

I'm just gonna randomly generate ten, okay? Then we'll see how enjoyable it is.


1. If you came into a large amount of money, what would you do with it?

Well, first off,

Unanswerable Questions...Not anymore! :D

Try answering these first.

So, I'm not answering ones that look like ones I've answered before, and I'm not answering smart-alec questions or ones that are straight-out stupid or could make lots of people mad :)

No we're not :)

Since the questions aren't numbered, I put the questions in italics and the answers in, well, not italics.


Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

The carvings on the rockwalls.



How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?

I suppose, when it gets moldy or starts to taste salty or something like that.



How young can you die of old age?

Today it is 75 years old, I think.



If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

On vacation.




If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

I will answer 100 random questions PART 3

Almost done :)
This is supposed to start with
Forty-one
(intentional rhyme part 2).

1. Do you sing in the shower?
   Only when I know I am completely alone in the house. My Dad makes fun of me :/
2. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I already answered this question, stop repeating yourself. Barns & Noble.
3. What do you do most when you are bored? Mess with my phone. I play games a lot.
4. What do you do for a living? I work at Seven-Eleven part time and I am going to graduate school in September.
5. Do you love your job? It's okay for the time being.
6. What did you want to be when you grew up? When I was little, because I love animals, I wanted to be a vet for quite a long time until I realized you had to perform surgeries and look at the insides of a live animal. Then I wanted to be a writer.
7. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? Work with WWF or some other NGO and save tigers...is one. The other is a published writer that keeps getting requests to write :)
8. Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken. Considering the course of evolution, something evolved into a chicken-like thing and when that chicken-like thing layed an egg, out of that egg came the chicken that we all know.
9. How many keys on your key ring? Two.
10. Where would you retire to? Europe? Haha, I have no frickin idea.
11. What kind of car do you drive? I don't have my license yet.
12. What are your best physical features? My mom says I have a beautiful smile. I think it's my hair that is naturally wavy... Wait, no, don't pan the camera down to my thighs. They are not pretty to look at.
13. What are your best characteristics? I'm kind??? And creative.
14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? All over Europe.
15. What kind of books do you like to read? Fantasy fiction, creepy stuff, true stories, drama-like heartwarming stories, gritty stories (like "Water for Elephants" was a gritty story).
16. Where would you want to retire to? Look at question 10.
17. What is your favorite time of the day? Evening-night in the summer. And it is May now and frickin hot day today.
18. Where did you grow up? On Earth.
19. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? Very very very very very very far.
20. What are you reading now? I'm reading my sentences to make sure there are no spelling errors. I'm also trying to finish "Game of Thrones".
21. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night owl. Actually I like to say "cat" because cats are nocturnal. Anyway, non-domestic ones are. I once read that domestic cats have adapted themselves to our schedule and tend to sleep even during the night.
22. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? I know I can't even before I try.
23. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? I tried. I can but I probably look like someone who had just been woken up in the middle of the night and can't get their eyelids to open even when they try to force them open by raising their eyebrows.
24. Do you have pets? I have one. A cat. Her name is Hana meaning "flower" in Japanese. She is a Ragdoll and she is ten years old.
25. How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends if anyone is in the house. If I'm by myself, two or three. Sometimes I'll wait for more to see if the person might just give up so that I don't have to deal with them.
26. What is your best childhood memory? Playing in the snow and making snow chairs with my mom and then later she brought out hot coco and we drank it sitting on our hard-packed snow chairs. Where I live now, it doesn't snow much :/
27. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? Working at Seven-Eleven part time is my first ever job.
28. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? Liaffon (my work-in-progress novel) is coming along.
29. What is most important in life? Health???
30. What Inspires You?     Shannon Hale. And other published authors.

So that's the end of "I will answer 100 random questions" series. I thought I was gonna skip some but I answered them sarcastically and hopefully in a funny way instead while avoiding the truth.

Anywayz...

See ya later, alligators! :D

I will answer 100 random questions PART 2

Here is the rest of it... I may have to make a part 3, but we'll see (intentional rhyme).

Last one was number 30 and it's supposed to start with 31 but the automatic system refuses to do that so, just, deal with it :/

1. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
   My parents would hate me if I did anything. Certainly one room would be exclusively for beanies and stuffed animals and books and comics and just lounge space so I can get all my clothes into my closet.
2. What was the last thing you bought? With my own money? Uhm...a comic book.
3. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? No and definitely would not. Those things...GAH! How much do you have to lean when turning before you fall over and...and...no way!
4. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? ....neither. I like the ground, thank you.
5. Do you have a garden? Nope. My mom does.
6. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Yup. I could, but I won't, sing it at karaoke.
7. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? "That was a weird dream..." or "I wanna go back to that dream it was amazing...there was a cute guy that liked me..."
8. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Jennifer Lawrence. She's someone I feel like I could make easy friends with. If an actress doesn't count then...Michelle Obama seems pretty nice. I'll ask her about tigers (my other blog is dead now, sorry guys. But tigers are still endangered. #thatdoesn'tchange!)
9. Who sent the last text message you received? My two friends from uni. Trying to find a day to meet-up with them.
10. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? BARNS & NOBLE!!!! I once spent two hours, ate lunch, and spent two more hours looking at books. I bought twelve. OH HEAVEN HERE I COME!!! (There are no Barns & Noble in Japan so that will explain the crazy.)
11. What time is bed time? When I feel tired. Hahaha, well, some time between 12-2.
12. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Nope. Never will be. Fake beauty blah. I wanna be myself without having to do so much and worry and stuff.
13. How many tattoos do you have? None.
14. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? Never. It stays until you die. Heck, all that wrinkly skin...your tattoos will surely look sad and disgusting.
15. What did you do for your last birthday? I went to school. Endured pain. Got presents from my friends. Went out to lunch and had coffee with them. They told me happy birthday... Meh, it wasn't too bad I guess. Good to have friends that actually remember your birthday and remember to do something about it. And of course I do something in return. I always celebrate their birthdays :)
16. Do you carry a donor card? I don't know. I have a health card that says stuff about donor stuff on the back and you have to check boxes and stuff.  So yeah, I guess I do carry it around. I mean, I have to. It's like your identity card or something.
17. Who was the last person you ate dinner with? If it's like going out to dinner other than with my parents, it would have to be my ex. As friends, of course. I can talk to him about anything because we HAVE dated and have known each other in personal ways. (This is a secret. Don't tell my mom or my dad. They'd kill my phone.)
18. Is the glass half empty or half full? If the stuff in the glass tastes good, I say any bit will quench the thirst :)
19. What's the farthest-away place you've been? The States.
20. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Gosh...elementary school??????
21. Have you ever won a trophy? This is kinda funny. I have NEVER EVER EVER EVER (x10000) won anything. I have very bad luck with things like that. No matter how hard I try :)
22. Are you a good cook? I'm good at making miso soup. Does that count?
23. Do you know how to pump your own gas? I learned how to pump gas into my mom's car last month. Does that count?
24. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? Here is a list of the people that popped into my mind. Ellen Degeneres, iisuperwomanii, Grace Helbig (been watching lots of YouTube today), Candace (she was on soulpancake channel for a while), Cher Lloyd and Little Mix at the same time (I really think the two should do a song together and I would help with music video ideas :D )
25. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? My junior high and high school. In Japan, it is the norm with a few exceptions like schools that have colleges connected to them.
26. Do you touch-type? blind type? Uhm, I don't look at the keyboard unless I have to type anything around the number realm or the "" ! # $ % & ' () = ~ | and other stuff.
27. What's under your bed? Dust. Hair. Old pens.
28. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really. I think it's really iffy. I mean, how can you trust that a guy likes you if he tells you he wants to date you because of "love at first sight"?
29. Think fast, what do you like right now? danisnotonfire and Legolas (movie version). Sorry. But I'm not boy crazy, I swear!
30. Where were you on Valentine's day? I stopped celebrating it in high school it became such a pain to buy chocolates for my friends and worry about if they'll give back on White Day (3/14)... I just did what I normally do on Saturday. Sleep, eat, mess on my phone, go out to coffee by myself, read a book, write...
31. What time do you get up? 7:30-10:30 are about the times you can expect me to be up.
32. What was the name of your first pet? Pixie. American Shorthair mix. For those who don't know, Pixie is a cat.
33. Who is the second to last person to call you? Probably my mom. You know how mom's are. (Winnie the Pooh second reference).
34. Is there anything going on this weekend? I have a part time job at Seven-Eleven on Sunday and Saturday I'm supposed to give a presentation to my parents on stuff to do with academic stuff that I'm reading.
35. How are you feeling right now? Pumped up with caffeine.
36. What do you think about the most? "Will I find the perfect guy for me? Will I get married? I wanna get married and have kids, that would be nice. I need to write, write, write Liaffon. I wonder if anyone on Figment has posted on my cover shop in the forumssss... I'm sleepy, hungry, WHY WON'T MY PARENTS UNDERSTAND ME???" and...yeah, I think about stuff a lot.
37. What time do you get up in the morning? Go to Question 31 on this page. It answers your pending question.
38. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? I'd keep it a secret and take it to my grave. Because I know that no good ever comes out of telling people you won the lottery.
39. Who would you tell first? I SAID NO ONE! Well, okay, maybe my cat. She's good at keeping secrets.
40. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? I thought we talked about this, god, can't you remember? Sorry, God, I didn't mean you. It's just the way we say things. Anyway God, you should definitely watch The Maze Runner. Awesome sauce (iisuperwomanii reference)

Okay, that was the forty thieves (Aladdin and the Forty Thieves reference).

See ya in the next episode, alligators :D

I will answer 100 random questions

100 random questions site link linked

I would study but my brain is like melted ice cream...
Phew, I just rushed downstairs to eat a watermelon cuz my parents are gonna eat all the sweet juicy watermelon I picked out today. Is the key to good sweet watermelon, one without so many seeds?

Anywayz. Here are the questions. Some of the numbers might go missing if I decide to skip them because they were either too personal or private or ones I just don't wanna answer.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Which isn't a question but I'll do it anyway. "It is worth noting that a private sector company undertook measures normally left to various Government departments" (Biswas et al., 2014).
The book is called "Creating Shared Value   Impacts of Nestlé in Moga, India" by Asit K. Biswas et al.
Sorry it's so academical but I didn't have any fun books nearest to me (british accent).


2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Uhm, air? My closet door is currently there but...I don't feel it...oh, there it is! Wayyyy over there!
3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing? I was watching Colleen's Corner on YouTube and tearing up when I watched her proposal video.
4. What is the last thing you watched on TV? I don't watch TV.
5. Without looking, guess what time it is 16:40 ish?
6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 17:14. CLOSE. Don't tell me I wasn't close.
7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Actually my laptop is totally silent. I can hear my air conditioner. And some birds tweeting.
8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I went out with my mom at about 10:40 to shop for lunch and sell some used books.
9. Did you dream last night? Of course, nuts! Everyone dreams every night! Don't anyone say you didn't dream! You just don't remember it. Plus, the only dreams we remember are the ones we had just before waking up.
10. Do you remember your dreams? A lot of them. I made these stories out of them but you know how dreams are, you can't remember everything perfectly? So I came up with Dream Fiction. I'll post some but most of them are pretty creepy. I wake up, surprised at myself, wondering where on earth I got those ideas from.
11. When did you last laugh? About ten minutes ago.
12. Do you remember why / at what? I snickered at a question on this site.
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in? The room I am in is my own room at home. There is a fantasy like dolphin-lagoon-paradise-forest-jungle poster on my wall. And a piece of annoying paper my mom made when I was studying for GRE. It tells me how to right Issue and Argument Essays. Blah. Gotta take that down.
14. Seen anything weird lately? Miranda Sings. When I saw her for the first time, I thought she was a real person. Therefore, I thought she was pretty weird. Until, of course, I found out she was fictional. I still think she's weird but I don't hate on her.
15. What do you think of this quiz? If your brain is melting, it's s good thing to do...WAIT WHAT? It's a quiz?!?! You mean then, there's like a right and wrong to my answers?!?! GAH! I'VE FAILED! (joking of course)
16. What is the last film you saw? I went to see...The Maze Runner. Very good stuff. Some cliché moments but the plot is super interesting.
17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? In an old house in Paris, covered in vines... (Madeline reference) No, well, maybe somewhere in Europe. How about Madagascar? Has a nice ring to it if you could say you've lived in Madagascar. People will think you're so frickin exotic :D
18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I probably would keep the money hidden away somewhere until I stop panicking. Then I would buy plane tickets for first class and book all expensive deluxe hotels in Europe and travel around with people waiting on me and helping me out. But I would tell them if I need help. I have this sort of pet peeve of doing things on my own. I'm not a weakling.
19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know. Who is "me"? And I'm not gonna tell "you" because if I tell "you" most people WOULD know.
20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Japanese style toilets should be banished. And smoking should, too. Two things. But if I had to choose, probably smoking.
21. Do you like to dance? Not so much. I like to watch it, though. And I like to sing. I have, sometimes, improv-danced to Little Mix songs when I was alone in my dorm room.
22. Would you ever consider living abroad? I have, sorta. Study abroad. And yes, I would definitely consider...wait, I thought I already told you I would live in Madagascar.
23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? N. J. Folettia....Toilet J Fan... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (straight face laugh creeepyyy)
24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? Probably my mom. You know how moms are :D (Winne the Pooh reference. The one where Piglet learns how to skate.)
25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? I rarely download anything on my laptop. I did download something from the Big Fish Game website. The free trial.
26. Last time you swam in a pool? OH GOD. I don't even remember what a pool looks like it's been so long...just kidding, I remember but really, when the HECK was the last time I got into a pool??? At least 4 or 5 years ago.
27. Type of music you like most? Pop. LITTLE MIX!!!!! OWL CITY!!!!! And others.
28. Type of music you dislike most? Screamo. THAT IS NOT MUSIC, YO.
29. Are you listening to music right now? Nope. I can't concentrate on typing if my fav song is playing in the background. That's how much I focus when I type.
30. What color is your bedroom carpet? White??? But that's my bedroom rug... I like bare flooring.

So like, I didn't realize how many 100 random questions really were. I didn't even read them before hand so I'll just have to make another post.

So,

see yah in the next chaptah, alligatahs :D

More Crazy Answers to More Crazy Thoughts

So yesterday, or the post before this one, I answered to some of the questions in the first two pages of crazythoughts.com

The next are from page 3 which is linked here: crazythoughts.com/index3


Q: In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

A: Well, that's for if you want to write the rest of the story yourself or take notes, right?



Q: Why can't donuts be square? 

A: Good question! And why can't they be triangle?



Q: If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light, is there a speed of smell?

A: Maybe... And how about a speed of breath?



Q: What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?

A: Whoever asked this is obviously not human. They'd probably just say "I don't know" in Greek.



Q: Why do they call them "Free Gifts"? Aren't all gifts free?

A: Well, when you buy it to give it to someone, obviously it's not free; you're BUYING it. So, maybe some places give out "free" gifts so some people with no money or only a little money can get a gift for free to give to someone.



Q: Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins? 

A: They might call them American muffins because in France, the French kiss is called the "English kiss" (true story about the kiss).



Q: Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

A: Because the word "orange" was invented after the carrot was created. Then someone invented a fruit the color orange and everyone else got lazy naming it and just decided to call it an orange. The lemon was close to being called yellow as well as the grape was close to being called purple-and-sometimes-green.



Q: Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

A: Because back when people hunted ducks, the ducks would fly over their heads. Now most ducks stick to waddling so you have to "duck" to see them.



Q: Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

A: Because a long time ago, it was rude to put a square pizza in a round box or a round pizza in a round box.


Q: If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

A: Two (Too) cold.



Q: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

A: It's some kind of genetic disorder that prevents him from getting one.



Q: Can you cry under water?

A: Certainly. How do you think the sea became so salty? All those people over all those years crying buckets in the water made the sea so salty.



Q: Why do they put holes in crackers?

A: Crackers were initially made to look like Swiss cheese to fool people.



Q: Why do they call it "raw sewage"? Is there any other kind?

A: Spoiled sewage. Ewwww :0



Q: Why is tuna sometimes called "tuna fish"? Chicken is never called "chicken bird".

A: Tuna used to be a name of a kind disgusting bug that no one liked to touch or eat. So before the bug went extinct from climate change, many people were mistaken to eating the tuna bug when they were actually eating the fish. So, someone decided it was time to call the fish, "tuna fish" because it was discovered after the bug tuna was.



Q: If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

A: "Yes, I own this pizza (piece of) land here."



Q: If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

A: Someone should definitely try that! :D



Q: What are the handles for corn on the cob called?

A: Cob knobs.



Q: Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

A: In the olden days before plastic was invented, kids used to rub sheep together to watch the static electricity do its magic.



Q: If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

A: This question is not funny at all because it makes absolutely perfect sense :/



Q: Why do they say "easy as pie"? Making a pie is not that easy.

A: Long ago "pie" used to be the verb form for "breath" in an ancient village language that is now gone. If it's easy as "pie"ing then, well, makes sense, right? "Breath"ing isn't so hard, is it?



Q: Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee? 

A: Yeah, and why are jelly beans shaped like cashew nuts?



Q: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

A: Because in our cavemen days, it did materialize, or rather, it burst out into the clearing from the bush it was hiding under.



Q: Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?

A: I think you should "stare off into solar system" or "stare off into galaxy" instead.



Q: If something "goes without saying", why do people still say it? 

A: Because we all know we aren't telepathic yet.



Q: Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

A: Then we need to change it to heels over head so that we can actually do a back flip.



Q: If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?

A: From un-dehydrated prunes.



Q: Why are you "in" a movie, but "on" TV?

A: You're "on" stage and "in" a play, too. Someone answer this question!



Q: When French people swear, do they say "pardon my English?"

A: I think it'll be kinda cute if they did.



Q: How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 

A: Semi-VIP?



Okay, that's about it. The last two pages were actually a bit boring because they were true. It's more fun if they're only sort of true.

Hope you enjoyed it though :)

Later alligators :D

Crazy Answers to Crazy Thoughts

crazythoughts.com

This link goes to a fun-looking website I found that asks some pretty interesting questions. Some of them are actually kinda rude but ignore those.

And I'm gonna answer some that I liked (that aren't too rude) cuz not all my posts are supposed to be serious stuff.

Q: If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys? 

A: Well, supposedly we evolved from a certain kind of alpha monkey. Maybe they were kings of the Ape-ish world of All Great Monkey-ness. But the lesser monkeys didn't have the right DNA and stuff to evolve to the Great Human Beans. So obviously we will still have monkeys because there had HAD to be some monkeys that were farmers and peasants and of other lower class.

Q: When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

A: Obviously, when it wants to.

Q: If God sneezes, what should you say? 

A: Scream "Oh my GOD!!!". Because God just caused a sudden miniature hurricane in your area.

Q: Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

A: Maybe the lucky numbers have something to do with that... maybe the numbers are actually a code to hide the deadline for your predictions.

Q: What is Satan's last name?

A: Yes, that's right. It is Satan What. No one can guess it cuz no one realizes they are actually saying the name in the question.

Q: Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

A: Someone should definitely try that! :D

Q: Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

A: Because there used to be a large lake covered in thin ice that peopled were super tempted to skate on but underneath that ice was a volcano made of boiling hot water that magically didn't melt the ice. The government people and the other kinds of authorities warned people that they will get fined or in deep trouble if they skated on that ice. But one day an idiot person did and because he was an idiot, the ice decided to scare him and cracked under his feet even though it had never melted against the hot boiling water volcano. So the idiot got in hot water. Then the authorities and such found out so they fined him and he got in trouble. That's how it came about that when we "skate on thin ice" we could "get in hot water".

Q: Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

A: It should be interesting to note that the little Styrofoam pieces were called peanuts BEFORE someone actually found a nut that looked just like it and started to call the nut a "peanut". The nut that you eat was not called a peanut before. It was just called "Curvy Strange Nut" but no one would buy it because of the name. Then all the way from across the sea from somewhere in Europe, someone brought the Styrofoam peanuts to show to the Americans in a way to kind of boast their inventions. The Styrofoam peanuts were very popular for some strange reason and many people wanted bags and bags of them. The man who grew the "Curvy Strange Nut" thought the peanut looked just like the nut he was growing and decided to call it "peanut" instead. That made his sales go right up to the top. Years go by and ALAS everyone forgot that the Styrofoam peanut came before the one that you eat.

Q: Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

A: Because the chickens took forever in delivering the eggs themselves. They kept getting sidetracked with every crumb or worm they passed on the way.

Q: If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?

A: Obviously because cows are magical and filled with good luck. I mean, look at what happen to Jack after he gave his cow up for a bean? The bean was MAGICAL and grew into a beanstalk that took him on the adventure of his life and made him and his mother super rich at the end.

Q: Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

A: Because "Lone" is the name of the place that he was a ranger at. It doesn't mean "a-Lone". No one asked anyone to put an "a" in front of "Lone".

Q: How far east can you go before you're heading west?

A: Hmm, never mind that. The Russian Far East is actually kinda north from my point of view.

Q: If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

A: London Bridge in the song is actually a person who had very poor balance when standing up and kept falling down without actually hitting the ground. He'd just kinda be leaning severely. People made fun of poor London and often told the lady (the "my fair lady" in the song) that he liked, that he was falling down again just to make him look bad to her but that only made her like him even more. They got married and had a few kids in the end. One of the kids had very poor balance when falling down and kept standing up.

Q: Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

A: It was actually a creepy song sung by a psycho mother who hated babies and wanted to kill them by putting them in a tree and making the wind do the job to make the babies go to sleep, FOREVER. Someone found the song long after the psycho mother died and never really looked into the true meaning and now here we are, singing it to our babies in hopes to make them go to sleep.

Q: What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

A: Peppers Understand. Because we all know for a fact that all peppers have good understanding about everything.

Q: If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

A: You know, they should. We should have jupiterquakes and saturnquakes, too.

Q: Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

 

A: Because a long long long time ago, our funny bone used to actually laugh and make very good and funny jokes when we hit it and it was called a funny bone. Then we evolved and got smarter than our funny bone so it stopped laughing and making jokes. Then, finally, it became completely silent and started to hurt and feel weird instead. Sort of like a revenge because we humans had the nerve to say it wasn't actually really funny all that long long time ago. It's feelings were hurt.

Q: If you speak only one language, are you lingual? 

A: I think that would be "singual".

So, hope you enjoyed that! Some of them I got a little creatively carried away but, anyway. Happy Random Day and see you later alligators! :D