5 GOLDEN Answers For ANY Question

We've all been in that situation where we don't know what to say. The questions that stump us because we just don't know or don't care. Do you want to come across as positive or negative? Maybe you wanna be a bit ambiguous? How about when you really don't care about the question and want a get-away answer but CAN NOT come up with one? Or, what if questions just stress you out and your motto is to live a stress-free life?

Look no further, for I have the FIVE GOLDEN ANSWERS you can use for any type of question! If you have these in your head at all times you will be fully prepared for absolutely any question.

Without further ado, here are the FIVE GOLDEN ANSWERS which can be used for any type of question.

1. No way.
This is
the most negative way to answer any question.
Examples: Do you like dogs? NO WAY.
Have you been to Disneyland? NO WAY.
Are cats animals? NO WAY.
Do you love me? NO WAY.

2. Yes, most definitely.
The most positive and polite way to answer any question.
Examples: Do you eat food? Yes, most definitely.
Is it going to rain? Yes, most definitely.
Have you ever been to Mars? Yes, most definitely.
Are you married? Yes, most definitely.

3. Maybe.
The King of Ambiguity. It is like the Golden Button on Britain/America/other places Got Talent. It takes you straight to the land of Awkward Silence.
Examples: Do you like people? Maybe.
How old are you? Maybe.
When will you come home? Maybe.
Have you been in a relationship? Maybe.

4. Not in my backyard.
NIMBY. Not In My BackYard. Basically you are telling that person that you don't care about their measely little questions. You are too good for them! You don't have time to be answering to their questions.
Examples: How have you been? Not in my backyard.
What color do you like? Not in my backyard.
Do you like pancakes or waffles? Not in my backyard.
Have you kissed a girl/boy? Not in my backyard.

5. Hakkuna matata!
Yes! You don't have time to be worrying about those questions or even thinking about them. You want to be problem free!
Examples: Will it be cloudy tomorrow? Hakkuna matata!
When can we meet? Hakkuna matata!
Who is your favorite band? Hakkuna matata!
What will you wear tomorrow? Hakkuna matata!

These five GOLDEN answers will certainly help you in any situation where (A) You want to be negative, (B) You want to be positive, (C) You want to go to the land of Awkward Silence, (D) You want to make it clear that you don't care about those measely questions, or (E) You wanna live a free life with no problems or stresses at all!

See ya later, alligators! :D