Thursday, March 21, 2013

Are Celebrities (actors, actresses, and singers) Human?

Sometimes people think celebrities are
too popular
too rich
too pretentious
to be human

Sometimes people think celebrities
aren't human
That they don't do anything but
sing
get drunk
die
dress up in crazy outfits
and never ever do anything
we consider "human"

Sometimes people think celebrities
don't go grocery shopping
don't change diapers
don't get sick
don't show compassion toward others
don't suffer in life

Sometimes people think celebrities
aren't human

But just because the media doesn't show that side
doesn't mean they aren't
Celebrities are just normal people
and the only difference is that
they go on stage
television
magazines
The only difference is that
they are famous
chased by the media
have a little more money than the normal folk

Sometimes people think celebrities
aren't human
But the truth is
they go grocery shopping
they change diapers
they get sick
they show compassion toward others
and they suffer in life
just like us

Celebrities aren't immortal
They get old

Celebrities aren't crazy
We all are
Look around
Everyone does crazy things

Celebrities aren't stupid
They are only human
Whatever they do
is just us
reflected in them

Sometimes celebrities
are just human
Sometimes they are "people"
and people judge them
for being human
for doing what humans do
for being real
for showing the most extreme of what
a person
with persistence
and a love for life
can do

Sometimes people think celebrities
aren't human
but
they're wrong

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

How do you make your blog popular?

Person A:  er... write about popular topics?

Person B:  uh, I've already tried that.

A: How about put in tons of pictures!

B: Done that, too!

A: How about changing the title of your blog?

B: Did that like... thrice and four times and maybe even five.

A: Well... change of format?

B: Did it.

A: How about... a catchy post title.

B: I try every time, you know.

A: Tell your friends?

B: What if I don't really want them to know?

A: Okay... advertise?  Like... facebook?

B: I just kind of answered that question, you know.

A: Right.  So... all I can think of now is... make another blog that anyone can see and advertise this blog in that blog!

B: But what if that blog isn't popular either?

A: ...I give up.

B: Me, too :(

A: Blah!  Does anyone have any ideas?

B: Yeah, can you help me??????  Pretty please with ice cream and chocolate syrup and sprinkles on top?