I've been almost non-stop doing school work so here's a little bitty break. Sometimes we need to stop and get a few laughs. So here is,
"What if we...?" Google Search. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z! *you know how you just quickly sing the alphabet to make sure you have it in order? I just did that*
What if we...
are all dead?
Hmm, then I guess we shouldn't be afraid of dying because we're already dead.
What if we...
break up?
*in TV commercial voice of exaggerated happiness* Having trouble with your significant other? Can't decide whether or not you should break up? Look up the answer on Google! Google knows exactly what you need to do! :D
sheesh :/
What if we...
could?
If we could, we probably would. But it might be something we shouldn't?
And another one for "c".
What if we
close our eyes?
I can't even imagine what this person was thinking when they typed in this question. I mean, we do it ALL THE TIME! Everyday when we sleep we close our eyes and it gets dark and we fall asleep. You need to ask Google for that, eh? *shakes head* What has become of humanity?
What if we...
don't and they stay?
You mean, what if we don't leave and they stay? Or what if we don't stay and they stay? What if we don't decide and they stay? I am utterly lost. WHAT IF WE DON'T WHAT????
What if we...
evolved from cats?
This is the fantasy of an extreme cat lady or cat man. They love their felines so much they fantasize humans evolving from cats.
What if we...
fall what if we fly?
Someone could not make up their mind which question they wanted to ask so they broke all the rules in English and asked both of them at the same time. You COULD break it up and say,
"What if we fall, what if we fly?"
and then make it have more sense and say,
"What if we fall, what if we fly? I mean, those are the two ultimate questions here when considering grabbing onto the talons of a Great Bald Eagle. We could potentially fall but we may also get to fly. You see? What if we fall, what if we fly *shrugs* ...either way we will be suspended in the air for some time so that part of the goal WILL be achieved, you see?"
What if we...
get married? (all the questions were "get married")
Again, the TV commercial of what you should ask Google because it obviously knows if you should break up or not. Why not marriage, too?
What if we...
had a war and nobody came?
We would lose. Yeah. That's pretty much it... Obvious much! (Totally Spies reference)
Unless the enemy didn't come, then we would win.
What if we...
invaded Japan?
I would still blog for you guys (I'm part Japanese and live in Japan). That wouldn't change. Oh, and Japan will still be known for Anime, don't worry. Your invasions will not phase the Nipponese :P
What if we...
just get married?
Go ahead! Just get married already! Geesh, stop asking Google!
What if we...
killed the dinosaurs?
Let me break it to you... How should I say this in the kindest way possible... The dinosaurs were dead by the time we were smart enough to kill anything bigger than us.
What if we...
lost?
If you guys lost, that means I win! :D
What if we...
make a better world for nothing?
Well, then Nothing will be very happy you did it for them. (Something = Nothing Theory)
What if we...
never die?
Welcome to Planet Old People then.
What if we...
nothing for "o".
What if we...
print more money?
Teacher: What if we print more money?
Student: It would cause inflation and chaos.
Teacher: Absolutely correct *I think...*
What if we...
quotes?
and
What if we
questions?
If you quotes and questions, I will recites and answers.
What if we...
run?
We will go very far, very fast. We will also get really tired, really quickly.
What if we...
see elephant in dream?
Then you might wake up and find yourself sleeping in tree high above ground and near cloud (Dumbo reference).
What if we...
train them and they leave?
That's because you didn't bond with them so they see no point in staying with you. (Silently wondering what you were training and thinking about "How to Train Your Dragon".)
What if we...
use 100 brain?
Uhm...last I checked, we only have 1 brain...
What if we...
vote yes?
Then you will be the enemies of those who voted no.
What if we...
were real?
I knew it! You are all puppets! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! :D
What if we...
nothing for "x" just as I thought.
What if we...
nothing for "y" but here's a curious one...
What if we
forgot your ipad password?
Thank goodness you did! I want you to forget, that's private stuff in there! Geesh! Go get your own iPad, stop having to borrow mine and having to ask for my password. I have a password for a reason.
What if we...
and nothing for "z".
That's all the things we wanted to know if we could or should. I need suggestions for more ABCDEFGoogle Search content. Any suggestions?
See ya later, alligators! :D
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