Whoever she is, she is very lovely, no doubt.
But what if she wasn't?
Let's imagine the worst case scenario.
A psychotic alien from Mars.
Even for an alien she is quite a psycho. She was born upside down and her eyes were so red it almost blinded the doctors. Her sunken cheeks are due to her idea of beauty: extremely sunken cheeks. She views Mars as a cage and goes off to Earth disguised as a human by day. At night, she uses her Mars Powers to blend in with the scenery like a chameleon and terrifies children all over the world. She sees this as socially acceptable and whenever she dates a human, she makes most certain to drain his wallet and his bank account leaving him poor and homeless.
Check your closets, guys, she might be there...watching you while you sleep. And seeking to terrify your children with her red eyes and retractable fangs.
Let's imagine another scenario.
How about,
A two-life mermaid?
She has found a clever way to live both a human life and a mermaid life. She can freely change from human to mermaid whenever she feels like it. She's got the Best of Both Worlds (Hannah Montana reference). No one, but her closest bestest friends from both worlds know who, and what, she really is.
She's a successful marine biologist in the human world, and a successful human-society research specialist in the mermaid world. No one questions her when she suddenly disappears for long periods of time because they know she probably just went away for research purposes.
She is bubbly, in all kinds of ways, and her favorite past-time in the human world is to watch old Western movies about cowboys and horses and the old Wild West. Her favorite past-time in the mermaid world is to teach dolphins how to dance.
Wouldn't you love to meet her?
How about this one:
An old glamor model. She is 72 years old today, but this is what she looked like when she first started modeling at the ripe young age of eighteen. The old black-and-white photo has been revived by a professional photograph reviver and added a little color to the cheeks and lips (the same color shown in the old magazines of some of her later ones).
In those days, this messy-hair style was seen as controversial. But because it was (and she never thought of changing it) Andie was a sensational model. She almost (and she stresses this word again) ALMOST made the calendars. A model in the calendars, in those days, was considered quite successful.
Andie is still looking quite lovely today.
Finally, I am running out of ideas and got quite crazy-random with this one:
Her nickname is "Mosaic Orange Face" and she quite likes that nickname. She is a sweet girl with a personality of many positive layers. She is kind, happy, intelligent, bubbly, sweet, forgiving, loyal, faithful, helpful, reliable, and all those other positive traits. She is "Practically Perfect In Every Way" (Mary Poppins reference).
She was born with this orange face and doesn't know her Mom or Dad. She was adopted by the orphanage but she never loathed anyone. Her face, if you ought to know, does not feel like an orange, neither does it have layers. It is like having freckles, you can't feel them. It's like a striped cat or a spotted dog. Her skin is always shiny and smooth and young. The orange never rots and she is strangely beautiful to all who meet her.
Recently, she has discovered...
This girl.
Nicknamed "Butterfly Cheeks" or "Beecy" from B and C. Beecy is a quite, shy girl. She was born with these butterfly markings on her cheeks and on her forehead. Some people have thought, and told her, that those can't be real and that they are tattoos. She quietly argues back by showing them her baby picture, which she carries around in her wallet because people sometimes stop her in the street and ask her about her cheeks and forehead. The baby pictures shows a little Beecy with the same markings in the same places.
Beecy looks to Mosaic as a big sister (Mosaic is five years older!). Ever since they met, passing by on the streets, they have been together ever since. Both are orphaned and both were born Septoaugust (a strange month that exists between September and August and only happens twice in a hundred years). They are trying to find out where they came from and becoming the best-of-friends in the process.
Well, that's all for today. I had lots of fun trying to make different versions of the same pic.
See ya later, alligators! :D
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