Do Re Mi Rewrite Challenge

We all know, er, most of us know that Do is a deer, a female deer and Re is a drop of golden sun.

We all know Mi, a name I call myself and Fa, a long, long way to run. So is a needle pulling thread and La is a note to follow So. Ti, a drink with jam and bread. That will bring us back to Do. Oh, oh, oh.

(I made up a random and maybe more universal Do Re Mi at the end of the post. Cookie dough is involved.)

But who da heck decided Do will be a deer, and a female one. Here is the translated Japanese version of the Do Re Mi song.

Things that Make Me, Me.

It is often said that you are what you eat, or you are what you have in your room, or you can tell what kind of person someone is just by looking around their room to see what they have...or something along those lines.

I also think you can tell what kind of person someone really is in the inside by looking at the random pics they save in their PC or in their phone.

So *glances in your general direction*

Unanswerable Questions...Not anymore! :D

Try answering these first.

So, I'm not answering ones that look like ones I've answered before, and I'm not answering smart-alec questions or ones that are straight-out stupid or could make lots of people mad :)

No we're not :)

Since the questions aren't numbered, I put the questions in italics and the answers in, well, not italics.


Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

The carvings on the rockwalls.



How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?

I suppose, when it gets moldy or starts to taste salty or something like that.



How young can you die of old age?

Today it is 75 years old, I think.



If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

On vacation.




If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Good King Wenceslas ONLY looked out. Nothing else.

So guys, since I started to get lots of views I thought
"OMG! I need to write things you'll be interested in and not the junk I usually write. I need to include more pics and more jokes and more memes and be on top of everything!!! GAHH!!!"
Suddenly blogging became a burden and I don't want that. Blogging has to be fun for me, too. If it's not fun for me, how can you guys enjoy it, right? :)
So, I'm gonna go back to talking about random things that I've wondered about for a while.

I know this is not the right season, but I've wondered, for a long time, "WHO IS HE?"

Him. This guy:

Countries Backwards = What they sorta look/sound like

So,

I FEELZ RANDOM.

My brain is melted and I lost my concentration for studying.

Natsinahgfa = Gnats need nag far

Airtsua = Air to saw

Ailartsua = Ay, lard to saw

Lizarb = Lizard

Aivilob = Ivy lb (Ivy in pounds)

Adanac = Add a neck

Elihc = "Ellie!" "hic!"

Aibmoloc = Abe's mole? Okay.

Acir Atsoc = A cure (for) Ant Sock

Kramned = Crammed

Rodauce = Road sauce

Tpyge = The piggy

Ecnarf = Egg in Air F (Air F is a name of a vent)

Ynamreg = Ye name Reg

Eceerg = Egg Urge

Itiah = It eats ya

Dnaleci = DNA, let's eat

Aidni = I didn't eat

Qari = Curry

Napaj = Napal :P

Natshkazak = "Gnats!" "Shh!" " 'kay." "Ay, Zack?"

Aerok = Air Rock

Othosel = Oh, so, sell.

Gruobmexul = "Grub?" "Mix all!" (Crazy cooking channel)

Racsagadam = Racks sag, Adam.

Ocixem = Oct. Exam

Ramnaym = Ram name

Dnalaez Wen = "Dinner, let's!" "When?"

Yawron = You're wrong

Senippilihp = Snip, Philip.

Adnawr = Adding raw.

Naips = Napes

Ulavut = You love you, too.

Modgnik Detinu = Mod Jenny K, detains you.

Setats Detinu = See, Tate has detained you.

Aibmaz = Abe Maze



If you don't see your country here, that doesn't mean I hate you. I just didn't feel like doing all the countries in the world.

See ya later, alligators :)

Cher Lloyd and Little Mix Should Do A Collab

They are both about the same age, right?

They both do Pop.

They both seem like really fun, nice people.

Cher Lloyd could add something interesting to Little Mix.

Their dressing styles are a bit similar.

Little Mix doesn't have a set sort of genre in the Pop field. Like, ballads, pop, beatboxing, rap, funky stuff.

Cher Lloyd is funny.

Little Mix are funny.

Both represent GIRL POWER! :D

Not to mention, they are both from the UK and can probably meet up easily when they are both in the country.

Do you think they should collab? I hope they see this :P

See ya later, alligators :D

What if This Girl was...an alien, a mermaid, or Orange Face??

Whoever she is, she is very lovely, no doubt.

But what if she wasn't?

Let's imagine the worst case scenario.

Fantasy Food in Fantasy Stories: idk what da heck...

When writing a story, you need to make the world real, especially for fantasy writing. Or for my story that I'm writing. If you want, you can read it at "Figment: Write Yourself In". Go to "search". Type in "Liaffon" and click. Then search "writings".
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So, you try to bring in REAL things to make your story more REAL even though it's not.

Like music, food, art, and stuff.

I got the music part down. It's good to go to Wiki and type in List of musical instruments and then look for ones that match your region of story and then see if they match your era, then look them up on YouTube to see what they sound like.

I found out that

In an alternative world, Justin Bieber, Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, and Heidi Klum are Ugly

IMPORTANT NOTE: I am not a bieliber, or a directioner, or a swifty, or a Heidi Klum fan. I do like some of Taylor Swift's songs and I do think Heidi Klum is a funny, bubbly person. But the other two, nope, no attraction there.

Okay, that's that. So,

Imagine this:

In an alternative world, people WE think are beautiful are ugly. People we think are HOT are NOT.

Yes, in this world, kids are brought up to believe that extremely stereotypical ugly is actually so hot they can't take it. To them, what we consider HOT is so ugly dating is OUT OF THE QUESTION.

If you go to them, tell them this is who is considered cute, and then show them this:

You'll be sorry to know that...

You'll be sorry to know that this is a picture of an alpaca with the words added amateurly by me. I probably made this 3 to 4 years ago.

Very amateur, I must say.

Let's forget about the alpaca, just ignore it. Forget it's standing there looking at you. Focus. FOCUS ON MY WRITING, YO.

My brain is so tired I'm gonna be extremely random, okay?

...

Random?

Oh, then in that case,

Crazy Sentences for Meaningful Phrases

So, I live in Japan.

And I'm a native English speaker.

And I went to Japan schools.

And, we had English class.

And in English class, we had to learn phrases. The way we learned it was through a little phrase book that had the phrases and then a sample sentence.

Here are some of the (slightly pointless) sentences that Japan thought would be good for students to use to understand the phrases.

But now,

Beanie Babies I have...from the top of my head

From the top of my head to the bottom of my soles, let's see if I can remember all the names of all my Beanie Babies. As you'll learn if you read "Found a 17-year-old artifact in my room", I have over 100 Beanie Babies.

Let's get started now, shall we?

Okay, here is where I break a rule in "The Unspoken Rule of Blogs":

Found a 17-year-old artifact in my room

So you all know how it is.

Yeah. That.

So I did a little bit of room organiz *cough* cleaning. And look what I found :D

See ya later, alligators! Evolution of my Signature Ending Remark

I'm checking this out because I am curious. If I entertain you in the process, it's a plus for me! :D

YouTubers always have their signature ending remark, if not a signature beginning remark. I thought I would like to have a signature ending remark and I went on the Rollercoaster of Inconsistencies to finally find my treasure that is

"See ya later, alligators"

Let's look at my rickety ride, shall we?


At first

What my parents call famous people.

My parents have nicknames and things for famous actors and singers.

If anyone is offended, blame it on my parents.

Nicolas Cage
The Droolly Guy (says my Dad)

Justin Bieber
Gay (says my Mom. But I do not think he is. Just, maybe he lost his style a bit. I saw his x factor audition. He does have a good voice.)

Johnny Depp
is immediately associated with Edward Scissorhands by my Mom. (I like Johnny Depp. He's talented.)


Miley Cyrus
"I like her music but not her music videos." says my mother as she starts laughing and tells me about the Wrecking Ball music video. (I like Miley Cyrus...to some extent.)


Owl City (whose music I like)
Music is all the same, says Mom. Mom isn't so much of a lyrics person. She's more about the sound.


Carley Rae Jepsen (Call Me Maybe!)
"It's always a good time...who was it again, that girl?" says Mom. "Carly Jeppison?"


Madonna
Old, according to my Mom. (Mom has several Madonna CDs though.)


If I find any more, I'll add on.

Meanwhile, see ya later, alligators :D

Mickey Mouse is NOT Disney's First Character

Everywhere you go, there he is:

Mickey Sourdough Bread

Mickey Blanket

Mickey Lady Gaga wearing Mickey Glasses

Mickey-shaped Watermelon earning his ears

Someone on Pinterest was creative

Mickey Chairs

 

 This guy created Mickey-shaped Pumpkins

and apparently Mickey himself congratulated him on it

There really doesn't seem to be anything you can't mickey (verb)



And I think this lady will agree.

EVERYWHERE, FRICKIN EVERYTHING OMG :0

But, Mickey Mouse, though very much iconic and a big ol'star,

is...

now get ready...

this is big news...

NOT DISNEY'S FIRST CHARACTER!!!!

Yep, that's right, buddy. Mickey Mouse in all his fame, pssh! He ain't even the first character that Disney created.

But, then,

is it? You say.

Then you think, because I'm letting you guess. Three chances.

Hmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm? I give you the sly look.

Pete?

I laugh and say NOPE!

Well, well then...uh, Minnie Mouse?

NOPE! I laugh again and tell you you only have one last chance.

Uh,uh,uh, idk! I give up. Goofy's old form in The Karnival Kid?

The Karnival Kid is just the first show that Mickey talks but NOPE! It is not Goofy either!


It is...

drumroll please...

BADABADABADABADA BUM! SMASH! CRASH! GONG! BANGGGG!!

...very nice.

And it is...

Will they...? ABCDEFGoogle Search!

If you are unfamiliar, ABCDEFGoogle Search was inspired by SuperCarlinBrothers "Google Autofill" on YouTube. Hilarious stuff.

I call it ABCDEFGoogle Search because...well...this one is my version. The big difference is that I type everything.

So, you guys all know this ambiguous "they".

Like, "You know what they say, like father like son!"

"They" seem to know a lot of things. Who da heck are "they"?

Anyway, let's find out what all you Google users want to know if they will or not. And I will answer those questions and clear things up a bit :)


First off,

Will they...

Extended Thought: How Could Someone Kill Death a.k.a the Grim Reaper?

Assuming that the Grim Reaper is real, which I don't believe he is but based on folktales and such...

What if Death dies?

If the Grim Reaper dies, does he become mortal? Or an angel? Or, what? Will he evaporate?

CAN Death die?

If Death dies, can WE die? Can we EVER die?

In Greek Mythology, or from wherever the Grim Reaper comes from, what would happen to all the stories if Death dies? If he DOES die, will he go to Heaven or Hell or just evaporate?

Let's talk about him, first. Who is the Grim Reaper? Who is Death? What it is he like?

In Which I Post Funny Cat Cartoons That I Didn't Draw

Did you enjoy the view of the Meowtain?

See ya later, alligators...catagators :)

A Story...I think...flash fiction, I suppose...

This is a live typing...thing. I have not decided the topic, I will just write a story and see where it leads me.

Let's start out with a classic beginning...

Once upon a time there was a King and a Queen and they both really loved to sing in the shower. But their neighbor, a really evil bunny-rabbit hated to hear them sing together like that in their individual showers. He had no one to sing songs with and he was very upset about the whole thing.

Now down the street in a cul-de-sac lived a crazy little old woman with crazy green and purple hair and she loved to try and do some voodoo and witchcraft but she was terrible at it. But only she knew that she was terrible at it.

So one day the bunny-rabbit, fed up with all this singing lovey dovey shower stuff, went down to the crazy little old woman.

Wanna start a band? You'll need a good name.

Band names are crazy, let's face it.

Even "The Beatles". It's not that I don't like The Beatles or anything but think about it.

Imagine being someone who has never heard of The Beatles.

"You'd like them," your friend says, "The Beatles."

You look at them perplexed. "What about the beetle?"

They laugh and shake their head. "No, no, no, THE Beatles."

"A particular type?"

"No, no, no, a band."

"A band of beetles???" you are utterly confused. Last you checked, bugs could not sing.


But that's the thing with band names. They are strange and weird and that's what makes them unique. Here are a bunch of (what I thought were) pretty funny, weird, interesting band names from our good friend Wikipedia's List of band name etymologies along with a bit of commentary.

Note: If you know any of these bands, I apologize in advance for my commentary is based on the fact that I have no idea who da heck these guys are. I'm just judging them by their band name. And it's supposed to be fun. Meow.

a-ha

Now, this is almost clever. Like, "Have you heard of AHA!" "What? What?" "AHA! The band." "Which? What? Where?" "AHA!"
Or maybe they pronounce it "ay-ha".

Air Supply

Kind of understandable. You do need a good amount of air supply to sing. I don't think you need to supply it though. Air is all around us so this band is probably singing underwater.

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead

What on Earth...I mean, Mars...?

If we ever decided to, or found a way to live on Mars like the movie "The Martian" starring Matt Damon, we'll need to change up a few set phrases we use here on earth.

Like, we can't say
"What on earth is that???" because we're on Mars now. We have to say "What on Mars is that???" But I bet many things on Mars will be new to us so we won't have to worry about saying it at all. But once we get used to seeing certain things and seeing that they are all normal for Mars, then we can finally say