So yesterday, or the post before this one, I answered to some of the questions in the first two pages of crazythoughts.com
The next are from page 3 which is linked here: crazythoughts.com/index3
Q: In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
A: Well, that's for if you want to write the rest of the story yourself or take notes, right?
Q: Why can't donuts be square?
A: Good question! And why can't they be triangle?
Q: If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light, is there a speed of smell?
A: Maybe... And how about a speed of breath?
Q: What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
A: Whoever asked this is obviously not human. They'd probably just say "I don't know" in Greek.
Q: Why do they call them "Free Gifts"? Aren't all gifts free?
A: Well, when you buy it to give it to someone, obviously it's not free; you're BUYING it. So, maybe some places give out "free" gifts so some people with no money or only a little money can get a gift for free to give to someone.
Q: Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
A: They might call them American muffins because in France, the French kiss is called the "English kiss" (true story about the kiss).
Q: Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
A: Because the word "orange" was invented after the carrot was created. Then someone invented a fruit the color orange and everyone else got lazy naming it and just decided to call it an orange. The lemon was close to being called yellow as well as the grape was close to being called purple-and-sometimes-green.
Q: Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
A: Because back when people hunted ducks, the ducks would fly over their heads. Now most ducks stick to waddling so you have to "duck" to see them.
Q: Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
A: Because a long time ago, it was rude to put a square pizza in a round box or a round pizza in a round box.
Q: If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
A: Two (Too) cold.
Q: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
A: It's some kind of genetic disorder that prevents him from getting one.
Q: Can you cry under water?
A: Certainly. How do you think the sea became so salty? All those people over all those years crying buckets in the water made the sea so salty.
Q: Why do they put holes in crackers?
A: Crackers were initially made to look like Swiss cheese to fool people.
Q: Why do they call it "raw sewage"? Is there any other kind?
A: Spoiled sewage. Ewwww :0
Q: Why is tuna sometimes called "tuna fish"? Chicken is never called "chicken bird".
A: Tuna used to be a name of a kind disgusting bug that no one liked to touch or eat. So before the bug went extinct from climate change, many people were mistaken to eating the tuna bug when they were actually eating the fish. So, someone decided it was time to call the fish, "tuna fish" because it was discovered after the bug tuna was.
Q: If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
A: "Yes, I own this pizza (piece of) land here."
Q: If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
A: Someone should definitely try that! :D
Q: What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
A: Cob knobs.
Q: Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
A: In the olden days before plastic was invented, kids used to rub sheep together to watch the static electricity do its magic.
Q: If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
A: This question is not funny at all because it makes absolutely perfect sense :/
Q: Why do they say "easy as pie"? Making a pie is not that easy.
A: Long ago "pie" used to be the verb form for "breath" in an ancient village language that is now gone. If it's easy as "pie"ing then, well, makes sense, right? "Breath"ing isn't so hard, is it?
Q: Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
A: Yeah, and why are jelly beans shaped like cashew nuts?
Q: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
A: Because in our cavemen days, it did materialize, or rather, it burst out into the clearing from the bush it was hiding under.
Q: Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
A: I think you should "stare off into solar system" or "stare off into galaxy" instead.
Q: If something "goes without saying", why do people still say it?
A: Because we all know we aren't telepathic yet.
Q: Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
A: Then we need to change it to heels over head so that we can actually do a back flip.
Q: If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
A: From un-dehydrated prunes.
Q: Why are you "in" a movie, but "on" TV?
A: You're "on" stage and "in" a play, too. Someone answer this question!
Q: When French people swear, do they say "pardon my English?"
A: I think it'll be kinda cute if they did.
Q: How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
A: Semi-VIP?
Okay, that's about it. The last two pages were actually a bit boring because they were true. It's more fun if they're only sort of true.
Hope you enjoyed it though :)
Later alligators :D
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