I thought "PRIVACY" was a THING

Emma Watson Splits With Boyfriend

Read article. Emma Watson says she does not date people who are famous. Equally I think she is sorry that her "fame" (perhaps) caused her boyfriend pain in their "private" relationship.

I agree with the things she implies: the ridiculousness of the paparazzi chasing after celebs during their private hours.

Look, I thought privacy meant something here. Celebrities are humans, too! Why should they have to have their privacy wrecked? And I don't care which celeb is dating who and married or divorced or whatnot every time it happens. Well, maybe marriage is nice to know but details! I don't want details. I mean,

"We don't care.
We aren't caught up in your love affair." ~Lorde "Royals"~

Why do we need to know if they smooched on that beach date or not? I mean, we aren't ever going to get together with them. We are lowly individuals who don't live in fame infested Hollywood in big houses that are mistaken for castles, for goodness sakes!!

Why should we care? The celebs aren't ever going to have a heart to heart talk with us and tell us all about their problems so we should know about that beach date or whatever.

It's just weird. Just weird. If I'm ever famous I'm gonna file a lawsuit against the paparazzi or just do boring things like going to a cafe and reading a book.

"TODAY NEWS
N. J. Folettia was last seen reading a book at a cafe. She ordered a mocha. She stayed there for two hours."

Uhhhhhhhh

Anyway, think about it. Do we really need to know about celebs and their dating life? Isn't that a bit nosy?

iPhone Post! Window of Opportunity?

This I couldn't even wait until I got home to talk about it with you guys.

A window of opportunity.

Not like anyone said it to me recently but while I was thinking my random thoughts (where most of my blog topics come from) I realized the inaccuracy of that phrase.

Because, now here's the real deal, we say it but mean it in totally different proportions.

A window! Wide open for just a second and we need to hop through it before it closes!

But in reality the opportunity itself is...well, it has a very small opening. It's not a window, in most cases, let me tell you that, no, it is a sliver, a crack in the sidewalk that you have to squeeeeeeeeeze through before it closes. It's like those thrill-filled movies and the protagonist has to run through two walls that are closing in slowly and the last bit just before they exit we're biting our nails and sitting on the edge of our seats because it's such a tight fit now and we're worried the protagonist will get smashed but he or she or it is somehow able to squeeze through that opportunity and come out alive to which we sigh in relief.

That's what it's really like.

So if the opportunity is slim, don't say "Oh, you have a window of opportunity!" Be real and say "Oh, quick! You have a sliver of opportunity! Quick! Seize it! Quick!"

Anyway, Happy Random Day (because it's a day that only comes randomly and it's the first day this has happened...) and hope you have a randomly awesome life :)

Hey, let's get rid of money!

"Oooo don't need that cha ching cha ching... ba bling ba bling..." Oh, hi. Sorry I was humming "Price Tag" and... I don't know the lyrics very well.

Sooooo, I don't know if any of you guys overseas know but in Japan, it's been rumored that we're gonna go into Depression. Not physically or mentally but financially.

I wonder what Prime Minister made THAT happen. I mean, we've had over ninety. It's simply ridiculous.

Personally, I don't like this Depression idea for a very personal reason. I'm about to finish college and I'm about to start my own life (FINALLY!) and I want to have fun with my friends before we go our separate ways.

But the problem is,

everything

is

going

to

be

EXPENSIVE!!!!

Oh mah gawd...

It's not easy to have fun any more. And I even hear that next year the tax will go up EVEN MORE.

I feel like cursing and smashing the walls and hitting people. But I won't.

So I came to this question: Why the HECK is life so EXPENSIVE? I mean, wild animals don't need to pay for anything. It's all there. Essentially, we are wild, too. I mean, we don't live in cages. Our houses are our territory just like an animal has territory.

November 2014 NaNoWriMo WINNER: Me

Yeah, I'm bragging :D

I slayed the 50k-word novel dragon!!!!

Oh yeah :D

Finished with 53050 words! WOOOOO!!!!

The process is awful but the finish feels GREAT. That's why I do it :)

Some "Wut Da Heck?!" moments in my life

I hate when this happens. Like Wut Da Heck?! Really phone, do you think I sent this message JUST BECAUSE? I mean, seriously?


















These days now that I'm older and technology is a big part of life I hate hearing "When I was your age..." from my parents because I can't relate anymore. I mean, they're talking about an age where techonology barely began to exsist and it wasn't the norm at all. Maybe when I was little, when technology wasn't a big part of my life, I could relate. But now, I mean, c'mon, what the heck.



When I first got an iPhone, my father taught me how to add people in my address book. I picked it up quickly cuz, really, how hard can it be? Apparently so hard that he forgot how to do it and has to keep pleading me to add contacts in for him. He says he doesn't know how. What da heck? He's the one who taught me how to do it.

And how about those really badly timed phone calls from your mother? It's like she planned it. When my mother wants to call at times when we haven't set up a calling time and date, either I'm in the shower, the bathroom, finishing an essay due the next day, sleeping, about to go out, watching a movie and it is at the best part... seriously, wut da heck?!

If I find more, I'll add them here :) Tell me some of your Wut Da Heck?! moments.