Dragons
Fairies
Elves
Anything to do with magic
Basically anything to do with humanely abilities
Breathing in outerspace
Flying with real wings
Alternating our figures and changing into other creatures
etc
So, there's lots of impossible things. Even things like exploring the entire universe, which is like a scale impossibility I guess.
I was wondering, how far into impossibility is "impossible"?
We can say things are impossible but most of the time, like dragons, it's only because we haven't been able to prove their existence. ONLY because we THINK they don't exist.
Just because we haven't found proof, doesn't mean they DON'T exist, right?
Saturday, June 27, 2015
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Attention Please! Learning from Popular Blogs: Edited Pics Inside
Sometimes I wonder what kinds of blogs get people's attentions.
My guess of the top three most popular blog content:
Celeb gossip
Fashion
Rated R
I mean, it's probably true. Sexual content is people's favorite secret pass-time right? I mean, who wouldn't want to know how the body REALLY works?
Anyway, enough of that.
Learning Things from Popular Blogs link
This link above, there, right there, click it. It gives neat info about what makes a blog popular.
Okay, sorry my life outside the internet is important to me. I cannot consistently update my blog. Sorry I get writersblockitis when I write blogs. Sometimes I just can't come up with interesting content. Sorry I'm not particularly aiming at any specific audience. But mostly I'm aiming for 16 and up intellectually and content-wise.
So, there was that.
I did talk about celebs.
I did mention a bit about fashion in "Wise-Sounding Stuff of N.J. Folettia" if I remembered the title correctly.
I don't talk about sexual stuff because I don't wanna be in THAT group.
I guess I COULD focus more on something but...wouldn't that be boring? The very reason I touch on all kinds of stuff is because I don't want my blog to be boring. A different type of topic in each article. Some are similar but most are different, though they might all just basically fall into the same category...this is to keep you guys interested. I want you to think "What will she talk about next?" and be excited about it. Well, that's the idea behind all this madness.
Truth is, popular blogs touch on content that the mass of us reads. But some people out there who aren't particularly interested in all that stuff, might like a bit of this? Maybe? Possibly? Perhaps?
When I stop being so busy with my life outside the internet, I'd like to make a blog on some step-by-step PicMonkey photo edit tutorial. All credit to PicMonkey of course.
Let's end this with some photo-edits...if I have ones I can show you...
See ya later, alligators! :D
My guess of the top three most popular blog content:
Celeb gossip
Fashion
Rated R
I mean, it's probably true. Sexual content is people's favorite secret pass-time right? I mean, who wouldn't want to know how the body REALLY works?
Anyway, enough of that.
Learning Things from Popular Blogs link
This link above, there, right there, click it. It gives neat info about what makes a blog popular.
Okay, sorry my life outside the internet is important to me. I cannot consistently update my blog. Sorry I get writersblockitis when I write blogs. Sometimes I just can't come up with interesting content. Sorry I'm not particularly aiming at any specific audience. But mostly I'm aiming for 16 and up intellectually and content-wise.
So, there was that.
I did talk about celebs.
I did mention a bit about fashion in "Wise-Sounding Stuff of N.J. Folettia" if I remembered the title correctly.
I don't talk about sexual stuff because I don't wanna be in THAT group.
I guess I COULD focus more on something but...wouldn't that be boring? The very reason I touch on all kinds of stuff is because I don't want my blog to be boring. A different type of topic in each article. Some are similar but most are different, though they might all just basically fall into the same category...this is to keep you guys interested. I want you to think "What will she talk about next?" and be excited about it. Well, that's the idea behind all this madness.
Truth is, popular blogs touch on content that the mass of us reads. But some people out there who aren't particularly interested in all that stuff, might like a bit of this? Maybe? Possibly? Perhaps?
When I stop being so busy with my life outside the internet, I'd like to make a blog on some step-by-step PicMonkey photo edit tutorial. All credit to PicMonkey of course.
Let's end this with some photo-edits...if I have ones I can show you...
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| After The End: This was for a cover contest. It is based off the idea of what kind of story might have gone on after Jack and the Beanstalk. The castle was still up there, right? There could've been a whole world up there... |
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| almost there & in her own light a novel: These two were created with the same background that I conjured up. I put the color in the angel or fairy girl and put more color in her originally all-black background. "Two of a kind" was added in after the collage and it had a white background. |
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| This one was for someone named "Maria" obviously. They asked me to make one with a white wolf with blue eyes and with wings and some fire. I found pics of white wolfs with blue eyes and with wings but I couldn't find the right one for the cover. So, I found a wallpaper of an angel girl and took off her wings and combined them on a white wolf with blue eyes wallpaper I found. The fire is also from a wallpaper of flames I found. I'm really, really, REALLY happy how this turned out. But the person hasn't responded yet :( That's where you guys come in :D Hopefully you like it :) |
See ya later, alligators! :D
Monday, June 22, 2015
Different Types of Kit Kat Flavors: Japan, Australia, and the UK
So, randomly, I decided to write about Kit Kat.
The chocolate, well, you know, uhm, according to our very good friend Wikipedia, Kit Kat is "a chocolate-covered wafer biscuit bar confection created by Rowntree's of York, England, and is now produced globally by Nestlé, which acquired Rowntree in 1988,[1]with the exception of the United States where it is made under license by H.B. Reese Candy Company, a division of The Hershey Company. Each bar consists of fingers composed of three layers of wafer, covered in an outer layer of chocolate. Each finger can be snapped from the bar separately. Bars have two or four fingers, although the larger Kit Kat Chunky bars are a single solid block marked into three sections. There are many different flavours of Kit Kat" (Wiki: Kit Kat).
Thank you so much Wikipedia for the super-duper detailed introduction of Kit Kat.
Here's the link to give Wiki credit for this info: Wikitkat...Wikipedia Kit Kat info
So, it's been around since 1935. Isn't that like during WWII or something? When did the war start? I know when it ended. Anyway, the first "Kit Kat" name ever used was in the 18th century. They were these "mutton pies known as a Kit-Kat were served at meetings of the political Kit-Cat Club in London" (Wiki: Kit Kat). IT WASN'T EVEN CHOCOLATE!
The origin of the chocolate Kit Kat began in 1911. It took 9 years for it to catch on but still it wasn't "Kit Kat" but "Kit Cat". Maybe it was kinda like the kitten and the cat? Idk.
If you really, really wanna know the detailed history of Kit Kat, you can click the link to Sir Wikipedia if you want because I wanna hurry and get into the yummy part.
When I looked up on Google Search on Kit Kat flavors, a lot of the sites that popped up were about Japanese Kit Kat flavors. Apparently there are tons!
Since I live in Japan, let's see if I've seen or tasted any of these...
BuzzFeed will be another good friend of ours. I LOVE BuzzFeed. They are funny, interesting, and all their info is really nicely laid out. I follow them on Twitter and you guys should, too!
BuzzFeed Kit Kat Flavors
As you can see, they are in numbered order probably the numbers were just put there for convenience...
Any one I have seen I'll put "SEEN". Any one I have tasted I'll put "YUM"for delicious you should try it or "UHM" for eh, not my thing but you can try if you wanna which usually means it's super sweet or something like that and it doesn't mean it doesn't taste good. AND, "HMM" if it looks good and I would like to try it but I have never seen it.
1. Strawberry Fraise Kit Kat from Japan. UHM
This look really sweet. I mean when you talk about strawberry in anything in Japanese snacks and sweets, it won't be refreshing at all. The strawberry stuff they put in is like jam or something, I mean, it's that sweet. Plus of course the chocolate is sweet. But if you like super sweet stuff, be my guest!
2. Candied Sweet Potato Kit Kat from Japan. HMM. I also feel like...SEEN somewhere.
I like candied sweet potato with the little black sesame seeds on it. But idk about a Kit Kat with this in it...
3. Apple Vinegar Kit Kat from Japan. UHM
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EVER OMG.
4. It says Sweet Corn Kit Kat when it should actually be Grilled Corn Kit Kat from Japan. They have the translation wrong. HMM
I haven't tried it nor have I seen it because it's one that you might only be able to buy it in Hokkaido or at a Kit Kat specialty store. Apparently, as it says on the package in the picture if you click the link, they used powder made from Hokkaido corn. Hokkaido is basically corn-haven. They're known for corn. It might be like cornbread Kit Kat or popcorn Kit Kat. It might be pretty tasty.
5. Watermelon with a bit of a salty taste Kit Kat from Japan. Not Watermelon and Salt Kit Kat. UHM
I like watermelon but no salt please.
6. Potato Kit Kat from Japan. HMM
Another Hokkaido only Kit Kat. Hokkaido is also known for potato. On the package it says they used powder made from Hokkaido potatoes.
7. Salt and Caramel Kit Kat from Japan. UHM
I don't like SALT AND CARAMEL. I think it was four, five years ago there was this major salt and caramel craze and lots of candies and sweet snacks went through it. It was weird. I never really tried it but I want my sweet things to be sweet and not salty.
8. Muscat of Alexandria Grapes Kit Kat from Japan. HMM
Every time there's any fruit involved in chocolate in Japan, they always make it so darn sweet. It's just too sweet and the chocolate is sweet...but I would try this. I would try this Kit Kat with this expensive-sounding grape.
9. Black Sugar with Soy Flour Kit Kat. They have the translation wrong on the site again.
Kinako. Okay, I know you guys might think eew but I like Kinako. I know it's translated as Soy Flour but when you mix it with sugar it's really good. When you think about it, cinnamon doesn't particularly taste good by it self, does it? You mix it with sugar and it tastes yum, right? It's the same thing. I would try it if not for the black sugar. So, this sugar can easily be translated as sugar syrup taffy stuffs. Which means, it's super sweet again. So this one is an UHM for me.
10. Pumpkin Kit Kat
11. Green Tea Kit Kat
12. Espresso Coffee Kit Kat (Not White Chocolate Espresso Kit Kat)
These three are HMM YUM HMM!!
I love green tea ice cream. Pumpkin anything in sweet in Japan has always been a success. Coffe anything will be worth a try, too.
Yes, I have SEEN Green Tea Kit Kat.
13. Apple Kit Kat Nope, too sweet. UHM.
14. Sweet Red Bean Soup Kit Kat. Wrong translation on the site and they have a...error there. It says beak. What the heck. This one is an EEEW. I HATE Sweet Red Beans :/
15. Caramel Macchiato!!!!!! Kit Kat!!! HMM and if I had it I would LOVE it. I like Starbucks' Caramel Macchiato, in Japan anyway.
16. Pineapple Kit Kat. Again with the super sweet fruit stuffs. UHM.
17. Chestnut Kit Kat. UHM. I like chestnut but it'll be sweetened severely in chocolate in Japan.
18. Blood Orange Kit Kat. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS JAPAN KIT KAT? Looks like the states...
19. Cantaloupe Kit Kat. This will be sweetened severely but I'm willing to risk it cuz it looks good. HMM. I also feel like I've SEEN this one.
20. Kinako Ohagi Kit Kat. Ohagi has Sweet Red Beans in it. NOPE. NO WAY. UHM
21. Black Sugar Kit Kat. No. Too sweet. UHM
That's it for the Japanese Kit Kat. Going on to other countries now.
22. I can't believe Australia has Cookie Dough Kit Kat. LOOKS SOOOO GOOOOD.
26. Royal Milk Tea Kit Kat from the UK looks good too.
29. Caramac Kit Kat from the UK. What is Caramac? Someone educate me!!
30. Soy Sauce Kit Kat from Japan and discovered in Tokyo. Tokyo, do you honestly think that tourists will buy this? Yup, you were right to poison them. It doesn't look very appetizing. If anyone has tried it, tell me how it tasted.
31. Vegetable Juice Kit Kat from Japan. Idk. This certain type of vegetable juice I've had and it's good stuff with vegetables and fruit in it in a way that you feel like it's just fruit and carrot juice. But I don't know...this might be really sweet and overpoweringly carrots and fruit.
32. Honeycomb Kit Kat from Australia. Gotta get me some of that. Looks delicious.
34. Bubblegum? No, ramune (ra-moo-nay) is not bubblegum. It's different. It's not bubblegum!!!!
35. I thought it was from Japan but it was from the UK. Tiramisu Kit Kat. Chocolate Kit Kat and Chocolate Cake basically mashed together sounded like a Japanese thing...oh well. It'll be too sweet for me so what do I care :D
So, that's it for BuzzFeed. I actually had one more site but I think we've just about covered Japanese Kit Kats anyway.
See ya later, chocolate-hungry alligators! :D
The chocolate, well, you know, uhm, according to our very good friend Wikipedia, Kit Kat is "a chocolate-covered wafer biscuit bar confection created by Rowntree's of York, England, and is now produced globally by Nestlé, which acquired Rowntree in 1988,[1]with the exception of the United States where it is made under license by H.B. Reese Candy Company, a division of The Hershey Company. Each bar consists of fingers composed of three layers of wafer, covered in an outer layer of chocolate. Each finger can be snapped from the bar separately. Bars have two or four fingers, although the larger Kit Kat Chunky bars are a single solid block marked into three sections. There are many different flavours of Kit Kat" (Wiki: Kit Kat).
Thank you so much Wikipedia for the super-duper detailed introduction of Kit Kat.
Here's the link to give Wiki credit for this info: Wikitkat...Wikipedia Kit Kat info
So, it's been around since 1935. Isn't that like during WWII or something? When did the war start? I know when it ended. Anyway, the first "Kit Kat" name ever used was in the 18th century. They were these "mutton pies known as a Kit-Kat were served at meetings of the political Kit-Cat Club in London" (Wiki: Kit Kat). IT WASN'T EVEN CHOCOLATE!
The origin of the chocolate Kit Kat began in 1911. It took 9 years for it to catch on but still it wasn't "Kit Kat" but "Kit Cat". Maybe it was kinda like the kitten and the cat? Idk.
If you really, really wanna know the detailed history of Kit Kat, you can click the link to Sir Wikipedia if you want because I wanna hurry and get into the yummy part.
When I looked up on Google Search on Kit Kat flavors, a lot of the sites that popped up were about Japanese Kit Kat flavors. Apparently there are tons!
Since I live in Japan, let's see if I've seen or tasted any of these...
BuzzFeed will be another good friend of ours. I LOVE BuzzFeed. They are funny, interesting, and all their info is really nicely laid out. I follow them on Twitter and you guys should, too!
BuzzFeed Kit Kat Flavors
As you can see, they are in numbered order probably the numbers were just put there for convenience...
Any one I have seen I'll put "SEEN". Any one I have tasted I'll put "YUM"for delicious you should try it or "UHM" for eh, not my thing but you can try if you wanna which usually means it's super sweet or something like that and it doesn't mean it doesn't taste good. AND, "HMM" if it looks good and I would like to try it but I have never seen it.
1. Strawberry Fraise Kit Kat from Japan. UHM
This look really sweet. I mean when you talk about strawberry in anything in Japanese snacks and sweets, it won't be refreshing at all. The strawberry stuff they put in is like jam or something, I mean, it's that sweet. Plus of course the chocolate is sweet. But if you like super sweet stuff, be my guest!
2. Candied Sweet Potato Kit Kat from Japan. HMM. I also feel like...SEEN somewhere.
I like candied sweet potato with the little black sesame seeds on it. But idk about a Kit Kat with this in it...
3. Apple Vinegar Kit Kat from Japan. UHM
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EVER OMG.
4. It says Sweet Corn Kit Kat when it should actually be Grilled Corn Kit Kat from Japan. They have the translation wrong. HMM
I haven't tried it nor have I seen it because it's one that you might only be able to buy it in Hokkaido or at a Kit Kat specialty store. Apparently, as it says on the package in the picture if you click the link, they used powder made from Hokkaido corn. Hokkaido is basically corn-haven. They're known for corn. It might be like cornbread Kit Kat or popcorn Kit Kat. It might be pretty tasty.
5. Watermelon with a bit of a salty taste Kit Kat from Japan. Not Watermelon and Salt Kit Kat. UHM
I like watermelon but no salt please.
6. Potato Kit Kat from Japan. HMM
Another Hokkaido only Kit Kat. Hokkaido is also known for potato. On the package it says they used powder made from Hokkaido potatoes.
7. Salt and Caramel Kit Kat from Japan. UHM
I don't like SALT AND CARAMEL. I think it was four, five years ago there was this major salt and caramel craze and lots of candies and sweet snacks went through it. It was weird. I never really tried it but I want my sweet things to be sweet and not salty.
8. Muscat of Alexandria Grapes Kit Kat from Japan. HMM
Every time there's any fruit involved in chocolate in Japan, they always make it so darn sweet. It's just too sweet and the chocolate is sweet...but I would try this. I would try this Kit Kat with this expensive-sounding grape.
9. Black Sugar with Soy Flour Kit Kat. They have the translation wrong on the site again.
Kinako. Okay, I know you guys might think eew but I like Kinako. I know it's translated as Soy Flour but when you mix it with sugar it's really good. When you think about it, cinnamon doesn't particularly taste good by it self, does it? You mix it with sugar and it tastes yum, right? It's the same thing. I would try it if not for the black sugar. So, this sugar can easily be translated as sugar syrup taffy stuffs. Which means, it's super sweet again. So this one is an UHM for me.
10. Pumpkin Kit Kat
11. Green Tea Kit Kat
12. Espresso Coffee Kit Kat (Not White Chocolate Espresso Kit Kat)
These three are HMM YUM HMM!!
I love green tea ice cream. Pumpkin anything in sweet in Japan has always been a success. Coffe anything will be worth a try, too.
Yes, I have SEEN Green Tea Kit Kat.
13. Apple Kit Kat Nope, too sweet. UHM.
14. Sweet Red Bean Soup Kit Kat. Wrong translation on the site and they have a...error there. It says beak. What the heck. This one is an EEEW. I HATE Sweet Red Beans :/
15. Caramel Macchiato!!!!!! Kit Kat!!! HMM and if I had it I would LOVE it. I like Starbucks' Caramel Macchiato, in Japan anyway.
16. Pineapple Kit Kat. Again with the super sweet fruit stuffs. UHM.
17. Chestnut Kit Kat. UHM. I like chestnut but it'll be sweetened severely in chocolate in Japan.
18. Blood Orange Kit Kat. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS JAPAN KIT KAT? Looks like the states...
19. Cantaloupe Kit Kat. This will be sweetened severely but I'm willing to risk it cuz it looks good. HMM. I also feel like I've SEEN this one.
20. Kinako Ohagi Kit Kat. Ohagi has Sweet Red Beans in it. NOPE. NO WAY. UHM
21. Black Sugar Kit Kat. No. Too sweet. UHM
That's it for the Japanese Kit Kat. Going on to other countries now.
22. I can't believe Australia has Cookie Dough Kit Kat. LOOKS SOOOO GOOOOD.
26. Royal Milk Tea Kit Kat from the UK looks good too.
29. Caramac Kit Kat from the UK. What is Caramac? Someone educate me!!
30. Soy Sauce Kit Kat from Japan and discovered in Tokyo. Tokyo, do you honestly think that tourists will buy this? Yup, you were right to poison them. It doesn't look very appetizing. If anyone has tried it, tell me how it tasted.
31. Vegetable Juice Kit Kat from Japan. Idk. This certain type of vegetable juice I've had and it's good stuff with vegetables and fruit in it in a way that you feel like it's just fruit and carrot juice. But I don't know...this might be really sweet and overpoweringly carrots and fruit.
32. Honeycomb Kit Kat from Australia. Gotta get me some of that. Looks delicious.
34. Bubblegum? No, ramune (ra-moo-nay) is not bubblegum. It's different. It's not bubblegum!!!!
35. I thought it was from Japan but it was from the UK. Tiramisu Kit Kat. Chocolate Kit Kat and Chocolate Cake basically mashed together sounded like a Japanese thing...oh well. It'll be too sweet for me so what do I care :D
So, that's it for BuzzFeed. I actually had one more site but I think we've just about covered Japanese Kit Kats anyway.
See ya later, chocolate-hungry alligators! :D
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
Are cats...? ABCDEFGoogle Search!
So inspired by YouTube, I'm going to answer all your cat questions. "Are Cats" and then each letter of the alphabet I'll pick the most awkward one or one that should be answered and answer it seriously or playfully.
Are cats
allergic to chocolate?
Are cats
allergic to chocolate?
List of 30 Random Things I Remember (SOME ARE PERSONAL)
When my brain is slush, or your brain is slush, to get it into a solid form, it may be good to make lists of things.
See ya later alligators!
- Barney and Friends
- Bugs Bunny show where Bugs Bunny gets Yosemite Sam to do a high diving act
- Buttery hotel scrambled eggs
- Legos
- The sun rays that you can see after it pours but then becomes sunny in the early evening
- Milk and cookies on Christmas Eve
- Attempting to read Harry Potter Philosopher's Stone and failing at the age of eleven
- Eating Green Tea ice cream for the first time and loving it
- Thinking about what "normal" means
- Watching people get drunk
- Singing on a stage in front of maybe a little over a hundred people
- My youngest cousin as a baby breastfeeding
- My first pet. It was a turtle.
- Talking to people without freaking out
- Dating app fail
- Watching Camelot with real people
- Snow day
- Liking a boy for the first time
- Rainy days turned stormy days turned rainbow days
- Triple rainbow
- Stealing from my mother's wallet (shh, don't tell)
- Making my stuffed animals talk
- Pink shirts, pink pencil case, pink everything
- I didn't have a blankie. I had a towely.
- Doing somersaults diagonally
- Getting flipped upside down by a stormy wave at the ocean
- Dressing up as Pikachu for my first Halloween Party
- Magic Trick fail (@ same number 27 Halloween Party)
- Holding a baby for the first time, sorta. With my Mom's help.
- Seeing an adult comic for the first time
See ya later alligators!
Cats are the BEST PETS
Good Mythical Morning Cats vs Dogs debate
Inspired by the above Link, not Rhett (haha), I'm gonna flatly state that cats are the best pets.
Reasons:
Clean
Independent
Easy to care for
Cuddly
Not slimy or slobbery
You can let them roam the house
Furry and fluffy and cute
Purr purr purr
Meow
And, this is a personal reason but since I was little, like, when I was a crawling-baby little, I loved cats. It's a thing for me.
Here's why I think dogs are...maybe not necessarily bad pets, but inconvenient pets.
You have to train them a lot to get them to behave because basically they are always like a kid high on sugar.
They are dirty. You have to bathe them a lot.
Wet dogs stink.
You have to take them for walks EVERY DAY! Cats walk themselves.
You can't always let dogs roam the house. They could wreck your furniture or make a mess or they could be too big to roam the house. Cat's come in similar sizes.
They slobber you. UGH. I hate it when a dog tries to lick my hand when I just want to pet its head. I don't get why some people let their dogs lick them on the lips. GROSS.
They ARE kids on sugar. Too energetic. They can't settle down unless you train them to. Cats are generally laid back and calm creatures FROM THE START!
Their barks are sudden and they scare me...and possibly other people, too.
Okay, so though I dislike dogs, I like the puppies. Puppies are kinda like alive stuffed animals. Until they start licking you and wrecking your furniture.
Cats are always like kittens. They are always cute. St Bernard's are cute as puppies but kinda slobbery and a little hideous as adults. UGH, that slobber has GOT to go.
AND, you DON'T have to keep a cat in a cage or tie it up outside. You don't have to worry about it bothering the neighbors with its meowing...junkyard cats are a different story. Besides, cats don't just randomly get on someone's fence and start meowing. That's only in cartoons.
And we can all agree that Boo the Cutest Dog in the World didn't catch on as much as Grumpy Cat.
As of today, June 3, 2015, 743,000 hits on Google Search for "boo the cutest dog in the world" and 17,000,000 hits for "grumpy cat". See? The cat is the winner here. You don't believe me? Well, let's try another one. 1,270,000,000 hits for "dog" on Google Search and 1,690,000,000 hits for "cat".
MEOW! Take that, dogs! *snaps fingers* And if you still don't believe me, try it yourself, you skeptical dog lovers.
Isn't it obvious that cats are more loved by the world than dogs? I'm not hating on dogs, just stating the facts. And you know me for being blunt sometimes, eh? *sly smile*
See you later, alligators!
Inspired by the above Link, not Rhett (haha), I'm gonna flatly state that cats are the best pets.
Reasons:
Clean
Independent
Easy to care for
Cuddly
Not slimy or slobbery
You can let them roam the house
Furry and fluffy and cute
Purr purr purr
Meow
And, this is a personal reason but since I was little, like, when I was a crawling-baby little, I loved cats. It's a thing for me.
Here's why I think dogs are...maybe not necessarily bad pets, but inconvenient pets.
You have to train them a lot to get them to behave because basically they are always like a kid high on sugar.
They are dirty. You have to bathe them a lot.
Wet dogs stink.
You have to take them for walks EVERY DAY! Cats walk themselves.
You can't always let dogs roam the house. They could wreck your furniture or make a mess or they could be too big to roam the house. Cat's come in similar sizes.
They slobber you. UGH. I hate it when a dog tries to lick my hand when I just want to pet its head. I don't get why some people let their dogs lick them on the lips. GROSS.
They ARE kids on sugar. Too energetic. They can't settle down unless you train them to. Cats are generally laid back and calm creatures FROM THE START!
Their barks are sudden and they scare me...and possibly other people, too.
Okay, so though I dislike dogs, I like the puppies. Puppies are kinda like alive stuffed animals. Until they start licking you and wrecking your furniture.
Cats are always like kittens. They are always cute. St Bernard's are cute as puppies but kinda slobbery and a little hideous as adults. UGH, that slobber has GOT to go.
AND, you DON'T have to keep a cat in a cage or tie it up outside. You don't have to worry about it bothering the neighbors with its meowing...junkyard cats are a different story. Besides, cats don't just randomly get on someone's fence and start meowing. That's only in cartoons.
And we can all agree that Boo the Cutest Dog in the World didn't catch on as much as Grumpy Cat.
As of today, June 3, 2015, 743,000 hits on Google Search for "boo the cutest dog in the world" and 17,000,000 hits for "grumpy cat". See? The cat is the winner here. You don't believe me? Well, let's try another one. 1,270,000,000 hits for "dog" on Google Search and 1,690,000,000 hits for "cat".
MEOW! Take that, dogs! *snaps fingers* And if you still don't believe me, try it yourself, you skeptical dog lovers.
Isn't it obvious that cats are more loved by the world than dogs? I'm not hating on dogs, just stating the facts. And you know me for being blunt sometimes, eh? *sly smile*
See you later, alligators!
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