Celebrities like Justin Bieber: A Rant

Sorry Biebs, sorry bielibers (spelling?)


I did watch JB's first time he sang like on X factor or something like that. He is good, I would admit to that. But the way he's used his voice after probably his first album, hasn't done his voice justin...I mean justice, seriously I just really just mispelled that, no pun intended.


He has a nice voice. Pick up a guitar and strum some tunes, JB. Don't go all pop-rock, that isn't your road.


Certainly he's gotten it in over his head. FAME FAME FAME FAME FAME is what lives in that noggin.


I heard, once, maybe more, he had this big party at his house and only girls were invited. And only a number of girls were chosen by JB to go to his room and do...whatever...uh...


I saw a vid of JB peeing in a staircase and laughing about it.


I've heard the many times he was arrested for DUI and/or going over the speedlimit much much too much.


Just because you're famous doesn't mean you get to disobey every inch of the law or do whatever you like to do.


My mom said a strange thing about the Biebs once. She saw a picture of him and said, dead serious, "I bet he's gay and doesn't know it yet."


I have no idea why she would say that. I know JB is famous for being a girl-lover-boy. I wonder how many he's actually dated besides Selena Gomez...hmm...

Celebrities like Kim Kardashian: A Rant

Sorry, Kim.


I've long heard about the Kardashians. Always talked about collectively. Always hated while few liked.


Always in the limelight.


I watched WatchMojo on YouTube and it was an episode called something like celebrities who are famous for no reason.


Kim is apparently famous for...


uhm...her lavish lifestyle for one


the Kardashian show


uh, marriages and divorces


drama


clothes perhaps.


I saw her buying like a 42karat gold ring that was about a million dollars and she says,


"That's not so bad, I'm going to get it. Cha ching!"


Really? Think about that million dollar ring and think about the people who could do with a bit of your money.


I need cash, like, I really do. If I could, I would like to pay for my own apartment or afford my own food expenses. Some people are broke, Kim. Ever thought about using your cash for a better cause?


You buying a ring is not going to make people smile. If you sent that money off to charity and lived like the rest of us, it would make us grin from ear to ear and maybe you'll have less haters.


Personally I don't like it when celebrities make a BIG DEAL about their fame especially if they didn't really actually deserve it because they were talented in something.


Even if they were talented and bragged, I still wouldn't like it.


Little Mix are a great example. They are humble about their fame, no doubt they get lots of money. But they never talk about it. They're always real about what goes on in their lives and keep on our grounds, us normal folk down here in the dirt.


Talk about dirt, don't get me started on Honey Boo Boo. I could rant all day about those guys and child pageants.

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