Monday, November 7, 2011

The Truth of Random Things

I just played with words.

Cats = Fur balls with four legs, two ears, and a tail, and not to mention tickling whiskers

Dogs = Slobber machines that bark and wreck your house

Japanese television = Brain rot

Alarm Clocks = Annoying

Plastic bags = Accumulating hazard to the Earth

Cameras = Photographer's Weapon

Photographer = The hunter and stalker

Keyboard = One day will turn into a musical instrument

UNO Card Game = War zone

Teddy Bears = Looks can be deceiving

Insert Button = Nuisance

iPhone = Finger magnets and time consumers

Cryptograms = Brain twisters

Paper = Thin white stuff you can write on that is made from trees

Juice = Squished, pounded, smashed fruits or vegetables in a container

Festivals = Road Trash Accumulation Day

UFOs = Unique French Onion soup

IFOs = Identified Flying Objects

ASAP = Also See Apples and Peas

Frogs = Some dream to be princes and some dream to be princesses

Ice cream = I scream for ice cream (sorry, I couldn't resist...)

Humans = What animals get for pets

YouTube = The Random Loving Society

I hope you enjoyed it!

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