And yes, you can trust me to answer it semi-seriously...oh, fine, I'll tell you when I'm being serious, okay? :) Yes, so here goes! How to...? ABCDEFGoogle Search!
How to...
apply?
Apply to what? A school? Or foundation? :P
How to...
be single?
Well, just don't date. And stay that way. Forever. It's as simple as that. Isn't it?
How to...
catch me?
Idk how to catch you. You tell me. Phone number? Email address? By hand? Using a basket? A trampoline? How should I catch you?
How to...
do?
How to do? Well, you just do to how and you will be doing.
Here's another one.
How to...
destroy angels?
Angels. A name of your sibling's pet tarantula. I'm not going to tell you how to destroy Angels. Poor Angels :(
How to...
eat?
Seriously? You just forgot how to human? You take the food and put it in your mouth. Move your mouth up and down. Use your teeth to crush the food. This is eating. Now, let's move on to swallowing and digesting the crushed up smooshy food...
Ew, gross, no we won't :P
How to...
fascinate?
Take them to Niagara Falls. They will be fascinated. Mission Accomplished.
How to...
get there?
Well, first you get in the car and drive. Eventually you will get there. You're welcome :)
How to...
hack wifi?
Well, first you need an ax and some safety goggles because splinters may get into your eyeballs. You also need a wifi log. Not a pine log or an oak log but a wifi log. Then you can go about hacking it to pieces.
How to...
introduce yourself?
I'm being serious. I think this is the best way to introduce yourself. Especially if you're going first.
Informal: Hi, my name is N. J. Nice to meet you! *shake hands with a bit of a grip* What's yer name?
Formal: Hi, my name is N. J. Folettia. It's nice to meet you! *shake hands very, very lightly* And you are?
How to...
jojo?
First you have to mojo. And THEN you can jojo and add it to your mojo. You cannot just jojo without mojo. It has to be mojojojo. (Power Puff Girls reference)
How to...
kiss a frog?
Pucker your lips
and lean in for the kiss.
But always keep in mind
that not all frogs
will turn into a Prince.
~2017 copyrighted. N. J. Folettia~
How to...
live?
Breathe. Blink every two seconds. Eat. Sleep. Work. Play. Laugh. Cry. Get mad. Don't worry. Be happy. And do all this MOSTLY in a home.
How to...
make it in america?
Get a one way ticket down a two way street. Have the wind in your hair and dust on your feet. And keep trying to make it in america. You need to want to chase the sun and know you're not the only one. You are born to run. (Victoria Justice "Make it in America" song reference)
How to...
nasus?
Stands for Nutty Alphabet Standard US version. So basically this is asking how to get your alphabet included in this. You see, anyone can get their alphabet in NASUS. They just need to go to the website, nasus_applyphabet.com and apply their nutty alphabet. It's a super easy process. Only takes 10 minutes.
How to...
old?
First you need to be born. Then you need to have 60 birthdays. You have? Good. Mission Accomplished.
How to...
proceed?
Take a deep breath. foooo *sucking in air* haaaa *breathing it out* Now you can go on :)
How to...
question?
You just did. Congrats.
How to...
read a book?
I can understand that in this technological era people are using technology more for reading. But, seriously, parents, can you PLEASE TEACH YOUR KIDS HOW TO FLIP THE PAGES OF A BOOK AND PUT A BOOKMARK IN?
~An Annoyed Book on the Shelf Behind You
How to...
say?
First you "ssss." then you "aaaay." That is how to "sssssaaaaay."
How to...
tie a tie?
If you've already tied it, why do you need to tie it again?
How to...
use it?
"It" can be used in anyway "it" would like to be used. Ask "it" first. But I'm sure "it" would say okay. "It" is very easy going, you see.
How to...
visit shrine?
Locate shrine. Make sure you don't live in shrine otherwise it wouldn't be a visit. Go to shrine. You have now successfully visited shrine.
How to...
write?
I'm being serious. You can visit my other blog Authoress to Newbie.
How to...
xeriscape?
I didn't even know there were other x words in this world. I'm stumped. How do you zeryscape? er, xeriscape? Is it a sneaky way of escaping with Xerie? Xerie...that's a cool name for a character...
Okay, back on track :P
How to...
you?
You wanna know how to me? Well, first you need to stop to you. AND THEN and ONLY THEN can you start to learn how to me.
How to...
zip a folder?
Step 1: Got to a clothing store.
Step 2: By a jacket.
Step 3: Give it to Folder.
Step 4: Folder doesn't know how to zip so teach them.
Step 5: Zip Folder for them.
Mission Accomplished.
I feel like I was missioning accomplishing all over the place here. What's-ever! *shrugs with a crazy happy smug smile* Those are the ABC How to questions :) Hope you enjoyed it and hope you maybe even got some answers to your burning how to questions.
See ya later, alligators! :D
apply?
Apply to what? A school? Or foundation? :P
How to...
be single?
Well, just don't date. And stay that way. Forever. It's as simple as that. Isn't it?
How to...
catch me?
Idk how to catch you. You tell me. Phone number? Email address? By hand? Using a basket? A trampoline? How should I catch you?
How to...
do?
How to do? Well, you just do to how and you will be doing.
Here's another one.
How to...
destroy angels?
Angels. A name of your sibling's pet tarantula. I'm not going to tell you how to destroy Angels. Poor Angels :(
How to...
eat?
Seriously? You just forgot how to human? You take the food and put it in your mouth. Move your mouth up and down. Use your teeth to crush the food. This is eating. Now, let's move on to swallowing and digesting the crushed up smooshy food...
Ew, gross, no we won't :P
How to...
fascinate?
Take them to Niagara Falls. They will be fascinated. Mission Accomplished.
How to...
get there?
Well, first you get in the car and drive. Eventually you will get there. You're welcome :)
How to...
hack wifi?
Well, first you need an ax and some safety goggles because splinters may get into your eyeballs. You also need a wifi log. Not a pine log or an oak log but a wifi log. Then you can go about hacking it to pieces.
How to...
introduce yourself?
I'm being serious. I think this is the best way to introduce yourself. Especially if you're going first.
Informal: Hi, my name is N. J. Nice to meet you! *shake hands with a bit of a grip* What's yer name?
Formal: Hi, my name is N. J. Folettia. It's nice to meet you! *shake hands very, very lightly* And you are?
How to...
jojo?
First you have to mojo. And THEN you can jojo and add it to your mojo. You cannot just jojo without mojo. It has to be mojojojo. (Power Puff Girls reference)
How to...
kiss a frog?
Pucker your lips
and lean in for the kiss.
But always keep in mind
that not all frogs
will turn into a Prince.
~2017 copyrighted. N. J. Folettia~
How to...
live?
Breathe. Blink every two seconds. Eat. Sleep. Work. Play. Laugh. Cry. Get mad. Don't worry. Be happy. And do all this MOSTLY in a home.
How to...
make it in america?
Get a one way ticket down a two way street. Have the wind in your hair and dust on your feet. And keep trying to make it in america. You need to want to chase the sun and know you're not the only one. You are born to run. (Victoria Justice "Make it in America" song reference)
How to...
nasus?
Stands for Nutty Alphabet Standard US version. So basically this is asking how to get your alphabet included in this. You see, anyone can get their alphabet in NASUS. They just need to go to the website, nasus_applyphabet.com and apply their nutty alphabet. It's a super easy process. Only takes 10 minutes.
How to...
old?
First you need to be born. Then you need to have 60 birthdays. You have? Good. Mission Accomplished.
How to...
proceed?
Take a deep breath. foooo *sucking in air* haaaa *breathing it out* Now you can go on :)
How to...
question?
You just did. Congrats.
How to...
read a book?
I can understand that in this technological era people are using technology more for reading. But, seriously, parents, can you PLEASE TEACH YOUR KIDS HOW TO FLIP THE PAGES OF A BOOK AND PUT A BOOKMARK IN?
~An Annoyed Book on the Shelf Behind You
How to...
say?
First you "ssss." then you "aaaay." That is how to "sssssaaaaay."
How to...
tie a tie?
If you've already tied it, why do you need to tie it again?
How to...
use it?
"It" can be used in anyway "it" would like to be used. Ask "it" first. But I'm sure "it" would say okay. "It" is very easy going, you see.
How to...
visit shrine?
Locate shrine. Make sure you don't live in shrine otherwise it wouldn't be a visit. Go to shrine. You have now successfully visited shrine.
How to...
write?
I'm being serious. You can visit my other blog Authoress to Newbie.
How to...
xeriscape?
I didn't even know there were other x words in this world. I'm stumped. How do you zeryscape? er, xeriscape? Is it a sneaky way of escaping with Xerie? Xerie...that's a cool name for a character...
Okay, back on track :P
How to...
you?
You wanna know how to me? Well, first you need to stop to you. AND THEN and ONLY THEN can you start to learn how to me.
How to...
zip a folder?
Step 1: Got to a clothing store.
Step 2: By a jacket.
Step 3: Give it to Folder.
Step 4: Folder doesn't know how to zip so teach them.
Step 5: Zip Folder for them.
Mission Accomplished.
I feel like I was missioning accomplishing all over the place here. What's-ever! *shrugs with a crazy happy smug smile* Those are the ABC How to questions :) Hope you enjoyed it and hope you maybe even got some answers to your burning how to questions.
See ya later, alligators! :D
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