I just played with words.
Cats = Fur balls with four legs, two ears, and a tail, and not to mention tickling whiskers
Dogs = Slobber machines that bark and wreck your house
Japanese television = Brain rot
Alarm Clocks = Annoying
Plastic bags = Accumulating hazard to the Earth
Cameras = Photographer's Weapon
Photographer = The hunter and stalker
Keyboard = One day will turn into a musical instrument
UNO Card Game = War zone
Teddy Bears = Looks can be deceiving
Insert Button = Nuisance
iPhone = Finger magnets and time consumers
Cryptograms = Brain twisters
Paper = Thin white stuff you can write on that is made from trees
Juice = Squished, pounded, smashed fruits or vegetables in a container
Festivals = Road Trash Accumulation Day
UFOs = Unique French Onion soup
IFOs = Identified Flying Objects
ASAP = Also See Apples and Peas
Frogs = Some dream to be princes and some dream to be princesses
Ice cream = I scream for ice cream (sorry, I couldn't resist...)
Humans = What animals get for pets
YouTube = The Random Loving Society
I hope you enjoyed it!